Stories: AristotleWear

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Does AristotleWear™ really make you smarter? Here's what some AristotleWear enthusiasts have to say:

cheryl:
I will begin an art class next week and plan to wear my aristotle tshirt to the first class because it is so stylish...and I'm proud to be a walkin', talkin' advertisement for Aristotle!

My brother recently moved to Hawaii and is sending me a picture of himself in his Aristotle Wear to add to your site!

Fisherman:
After dinner last week my wife told me that we needed to "have a little talk" about the wisdom of my buying a new custom designed Ranger Boat Comanche Series 522VX. I felt a sense of doom cause she's always outsmarting me in these "little talks." Then I remembered my Aristotle cap. I ran into the bedroom and slapped it on my head. That's the smartest thing I've ever done. I didn't just hold my own. I won! I even had the smarts to tell her I'd match the deck color to her beautiful blue eyes. That's not something I would have ever thought of before.

Model:
I make a lot of money. I'm already smart. I'm mostly concerned about style. I love the impact I create when I walk into a room wearing my Aristotle Wear - bold, dramatic, beautiful in black. I turn heads like never before. You've definitely got the style part right.

Girlfriend:
This "mark of genius" thing really works. I wore my Aristotle cap to a picnic my boyfriend's parents were having. His dad saw my hat and started talking to me about Greek philosophy. At first I was really scared because I don't know anything about it. But suddenly, as if in a flash, I understood the entire school of Socratic thinking. His Dad was really impressed! I'm a believer.

Student:
I wore my Aristotle t-shirt to finals this year and did better than I ever have. Mom washed it right in the middle of the tests. I freaked. I was afraid she had ruined the magic. The next day I had to wear it damp to my Algebra exam, but I aced the test. My Aristotle "lucky test T" is definitely going to college with me.